Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t.

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i don’t use capslock...

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i don’t use capslock, i hold shift because i’m a real man

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That awkward moment when every movie is the "#1 movie in America."


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  • person: gays are okay but not when they adopt children -.-
  • me: you are okay but not when you're happy

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"Are you Chinese or Asian?"

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that’s like saying “Are you Mexican or Hispanic?”

the real question is, are you racist or stupid?

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jkimisyellow: mrvh: flameo-instantnoodles: korrasponding: zizzlehatesyou: california-skinny: This is fucking amazing so I’m reblogging this, idgaf <3 I laughed pretty hard at this xD That is fantastic, hahaha, I can see Doug putting this up at Youth Group. DAAMNN LOOLL PREACH

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This is fucking amazing so I’m reblogging this, idgaf <3

I laughed pretty hard at this xD

That is fantastic, hahaha, I can see Doug putting this up at Youth Group.

DAAMNN LOOLL

PREACH

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youngslayah: this.

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this.

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  • Me: procrastinating on tumblr
  • My parents: can you please-
  • Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired

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